my green monkey is better than your orange monkey!!!!!!!

" my monkey is better than yours because it is green" stated Lilly.
"no my monkey is better than yours because it is orange"said Jessie.
"my green monkey is smarter than yours"said Lilly.
"yeah right my orange is way smarter than yours. it can even do math"said Jessie furiously.
"is that so" said Lilly.
"yeah that is right"said Jessie.
Lilly was thinking" what can i put back at him?"
"well my green monkey is faster than a dog" said Lilly.
"yeah well my orange monkey is faster than a speed car" said Jessie.
"my green monkey was born on mars and flew down here for me"said Lilly as angry as can be.
"my orange monkey was born on the moon and came to me on a space ship"yelled Jessie.
"my green monkey is better at making food for himself then yours"said Lilly.
"my orange monkey is better at making food for himself and food for me so take that Lilly" Jessie screamed.
Lilly was thinking"lets start a different topic."
"my friend is better than yours" said Jessie


TO BE CONTUIED.............

a song

Well it's midnight, damn right, we're wound up too tight
I've got a fist full of whiskey, the bottle just bit me
That shit makes me bat shit crazy
We've got no fear, no doubt, all in balls out
We're going off tonight To kick out every light
Take anything we want
Drink everything in sight We're going till the world stops turning
While we burn it to the ground tonight
We're screaming like demons, swinging from the ceiling I got a fist full of fifties, tequila just hit meWe got no class, no taste, no shirt, and shit faced
We got it lined up, shot down, firing back straight crown
We're going off tonight
To kick out every light
take anything we want
Drink everything in sight
We're going till the world stops turning
While we burn it to the ground tonight
Ticking like a time bomb, drinking till the nights gone
Well get you hands off of this glass, last call my ass
Well no chain, no lock, and this train won't stop
We got no friend, no doubt, all in balls out
We're going off tonight

To kick out every light

Take anything we want

Drink everything in sight
We're going till the world stops turningt
While we burn it to the ground tonight

We're going off tonight
To kick out every light
Take anything we want
Drink everything in sight
We're going till the world stops turning

While we burn it to the ground tonight

babysitting dersater

I was babysitting my brother and sister one fine Friday night. My mom had to work to 11:00 so i was stuck with them.

It all started after super when i told them to play on the deck for a bit so they can run out there energy. While they were playing i was doing dishes and cleaning up the table when all the sudden i heard "BANG!". I ran to the deck to find out that my brother was on the ground with his toy on his foot, and to my surprise he was laughing.

I told him" don't scare me like that ever again i tell you never!". I went back to doing the dishes when i heard"CRASH!". i was like "omg are you kidding me". I left it for a bit when my sister came running in saying" COME LOOK COME LOOK!!".

I went out to go look and then i see...... "OMG ARE YOU OK KASE!!!!" my brother was on the ground crying and beside him there was his stupid toy and a...... FLOWER POT!! It was grandmas favorite flower pot. Just in that moment my mom walked in and said" WHAT WAS THAT CRASH!!!! i was walking to the door and heard i big crash?"

When my mom looked on the ground and saw the flower pot she fainted. As soon as she got up she said" CAITLYN YOU WERE SO POST TO BE WATCHING THE KIDS YOU ARE GROUNDED!!!!!!"

my top 10 favorite random word write

Jessi said “stop being so genetic it’s driving me crazy”! “Well I am sorry I love to be genetic and smarticle” said jenny.

Jessi was thinking “she is so sarcastic and confussled I don’t know what to do about it”. Jenny and Jessi were walking to social class with duck tape in their back packs and who knows why they have it.

When they entered they saw a stone hammer on jenny’s desk. Jenny said” Phillip-bob! Why is your stupid stone hammer on my desk”! In class after everybody was sitting down they were learning about the leaporidion. Jessi was thinking “this is getting on my nerves and I just want to put my foot down”!

At the end of the class Jenny and Jessi were walking to the lunch room. Jessi was thinking “I hope the rest of my day goes better”. Jessi tried to forget about jenny being so genetic and stuff. “Jenny’s lack of organization discuses me. Like how does her mind work with all this confusing things she does”.

After school Jenny and Jessi were walking home and jenny was thinking “I wonder why Jessi is not really talking … ding dong” “what oh sorry” said Jessi. When jenny was home she was telling her mom about her day and while she was talking she was thinking “maybe I should stop being so genetic”?

That night the two girls went to bed thinking about tomorrow should be a better day for them.







random words i used: sercastic,genetic,smarticle,confusseled,phillip-bob,leaporidon,foot,stone hammer,nerves,and duck tape.

shopping with grandma.....

I was in west Edmonton mall shopping with grandma. Of cousrse we had to look at shoes first. So we went in to the shoe shop and started looking. I was thinking" when are we going to go to the fun stuff" While we are looking i brought out my mp3 player and put it on but of course the next thing you know i say " damn i forgot to charge it"!

I was so bored it was not funny. After we looked at shoes we just had to go to the clothes store. i was thinking at that time " i am slowly going crazy i am slowly going crazy help me please". At that exact moment one of my friends ran into me and he said "hey".

I was so glad that i jumped up and down for joy! At that moment i was thinking " thank god you are here you can take me away from this horror". My grandma saw him and said " why are you talking to her"? He said" um she is my friend". I was like " please stop fighting please and grandma can he come with us"?

My grandma was not sure about that idea but she said yes. As we walked to the next store my friend was like" i would go but i think you are more important than me leaving you here". At the second in my mind i was like "OMG OMG"! I thought that my mind was going to explode because of all this craziness.

It was the end of the day when my grandma finally said to my friend" thanks for coming with us and i hope you had a great time". That night when i logged on to msn he started to talk to me saying" hey um today was fun but i dislike your grandma a bit but i had fun". So i wrote back to him" I am glad that you had fun but that is how my grandma is sometimes but i really do love her".

We talked and talked then i finally said" I got to go". I got ready for bed and then my grandma walks in. I was starting to think" what did I do? I didn't do anything wrong"? She started to talk about how my friend was a nice guy but next time worn me.

I fell asleep and I was dreaming about the mall day and how i never i repeat NEVER want to go shoe shopping again!

lemon juice!!!

This is my favorite kind of juice. Lemon juice is so sweet and good. The one thing i like about lemon juice is that it is yellow!

There are some many types of jusices out there but i like lemon juice. It has that kind of taste that everyone loves well almost everyone.

Lets try to explain how much i like lemon juice.

1. it is good

2.i love the smell of it

3.it is yellow

4.it is good

5.it's yellow

Lemon juice has this sweet taste and it also has this yummy taste. The yellowness is a sweet color. I like the way how i make it each time. The smell is so good and the taste is sweet.

Well that is my favorite drink and you better like it to!lol

voice write....

*small*
colorful*
soft*
fuzz*
a kids toy box
I am the box lonely and sad. I sit there every day in storage waiting for someone to use me. I am so lonely it’s sad. My sadness is crazy because I have nothing to do and I cry each night.

I am one of those boxes’s what kids use for toys and stuff but I haven't being used for a long time. I am so colorful and soft. I have fuzz all over me. I used to be loved and now I am not.I wait and wait until I will be used again. You see all the kids have grown up so I am not used. I am waiting for the new baby to come so can I be used again.

Oh wait my friends the broom is here to keep me company. He is so tall and nice. He likes to make funny jokes but he hasn't been around lately because he has been used a lot so there is no small stuff on the floor.I am sitting waiting then finally I hear something... It's the new baby!!! I am finally going to be used again. So I sit there and wait until they come and get me I am so ready to be used again. It has been so long since the last time they used me.Finally they got me out and started to put the babies’ toys in me. I am so happy that I am turning red. I sit there while the baby sleeps and I am thinking I am so glad that they remembered me! I am jumping up and down for joy. My head starts to spin thinking about how glad I am. I am all neat and dust off so the baby is clean. A clean baby = a happier me.

All this time I have waited I am so happy now. I love how the baby digs through me to find her favorite toy and to find her stuff animal. I love how she rubs her hand on the fuzz and how she hugs it to. I like how she laughs when she sits on the top of my lid. I am just happy and glad that I have a kid to use me again. I am so happy I am crying. Each night when I watch her go to sleep I sing in my head a lullaby that reminds me of her. So soft, sweet, cuddly, and most of all her sweet little face.