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Monday, May 31, 2010

pickle write :D

"Pickle fight!!" yelled nick. "Attack" yelled kiwi.
Nick  ran over to kiwi and started to hit her with the stinking pickle. Now this pickle was not just a pickle it was a purple dill pickle. "My eyes my eyes" screamed nick on the top of his lungs. "Ha do you surrender yet?" asked kiwi. "Never" says nick.
Kiwi got more pickles out of the pickle jar and started to trow them at nick. "Hey that's no fair" said nick in a smooth voice. "I don't care" said kiwi as she laughed at him.
Nick had a idea... he went inside to get grapes? "Why and the heck did you get grapes" ask kiwi in a confused way. "I felt like it so i got them" said nick.

Well after 2 hours of pickle fights nick and kiwi were in so much trouble. "Oh crap" said kiwi. "We are so dead" nick said in a worried voice. When nicks dad got home and saw all the pickles his look mad but he picked up 2 pickles and throw one at nick and the other at kiwi saying" Pick up these damn pickles or you will get it you two!"
"God he is so mad" said kiwi as she was picking up pickles. "I know he his" said nick quietly.

The day after the pickle fight both kiwi and nick were sitting in the backyard talking about how much fun they had. "Yesterday was so fun" says kiwi in a happy tone. "I wish we could do that again" said nick really happy. The two took a walk to the beach for a swim.

When the got to the beach they saw something. It was i flipping pickle! "OMG it is a pickle on the beach?" asked nick. "Stupid pickle get out of here.. you are the one who got us in trouble" said kiwi in a mad voice.
All of a sudden the big juicy pickle was walking away. "Well that's not something you see everyday" said nick in a confused voice as he smiled.

The two of them went swimming in the water for a bit talking about stuff. Yeah stuff. After they were done swimming they went for a walk along the beach. As they were walking they saw more pickles and more and more. "Where are all these pickles coming from" asked kiwi..

All of a sudden they saw nicks dad walking in front of them with a flipping pickle jar full of dill pickles. "Hey those are the same pickles we used yesterday for are pickle fight" says nick in surprise. Nicks dad was still putting pickles all over the beach and saying to himself "the kids are never going to know it is me and the pickles here"! Nick was liked " hm mm that's my dad for you".

It was the end of the night when nick and kiwi thought that they should go sleep in the tent for the night so they can talk about how much they like.....? They were sitting in the tent for a bit talking about what they like and then they hear ed a noise. Kiwi looked out the little window in the tent and saw a shadow of a pickle?? "Why is there a stupid pickle in front of the tent" asked nick. "Who knows" said kiwi.

The two of them went to sleep and all they dreamed about was the stupid pickle in front of the tent.

TO BE CONTINUED............

After a while the pickle was gone and when i say gone i mean gone but it had a plan..
No one knows what that plan is but you would like to watch out for your own safety. So beware i mean it run away when you see a purple dill pickle because it is after you,nick,and kiwi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

THE END     

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Kase's,Jake's. and Durrell's walk...

  As kase walked down the street, his friends Jake and durrell called him. They wanted to know if they can come with him to the store. Kase, Jake, and durrell started to walk a bit faster to the store because it looked like it was going to rain. When the got to the store they went to the candy area, and they saw gummy bears. Jake was looking for smarties and kase wanted gummy worms. Durrell was looking around for the pop area of the store because he was craving for cream soda. But he didn't find it so he got a sprite instead. They went up to pay for their treats, then headed out the door.


  The 3 kids started to walk back home, than all of the sudden the rain started to pour down getting them all wet! While it was raining the kids were having there treat because they were really hungry. "Ahhhh" yelled Jake, he saw a big fat worm. He was so scared but kase and durrell started to laugh because it was so small compared to them.


  If the rain stoped we could play at the park said Jake. It stopped raining. They were happy. 3 kids headed to the park to have some fun for a while. On there way back they got Slurpee's because they felt like it. Durrell got a blue and green Slurpee, Jake got a Orange,pink, and green Slurpee, and last but not least kase got all the colors he could in his Slurpee. 


  The kids finally got home but on their way the saw cows. The second they got home they had supper then went to bed. Kase dreamed about how much fun he had today.

THE END

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

The airport...... my accident<<< not funny

I was was waiting in the airport with my mom,brother,and sister. We were coming from stratford,Ontario to here Westbank, British Columbia.

Anyway we were waiting and i was lisening to my music ya my music then all of a sudden a stranger i didn't know but he was cute came up to me and asked"what are you lisening to?". I told him it is there's no sympathy for the dead by escape the fate. He had this big smile on his face like i just made his day or something but he was like I LOVE THAT SONG!!!!!! I was like kewl i do to. He sat beside me.

Oh god the things in my head was saying 'dont go red dont go red please dont go red'. Next thing you know i am going red. That was not so funny but to him it was. My head started to spin like crazy and i felt dizzy. God i didn't know what to say or what to do but i kept going reder and reder. Not the best thing ever but he kept laughing and laughing until i said "STOP it is not as funny as u think it is and do you know how much i feel embaressed".

Wow he stoped laughing and started to say sorry and sorry over again. I was like it's ok. It was silent for a while yeah maybe over a while more like 2 hours.

The plane was finally here as we walked to the doors to get in i tripped yep me i tripped once again. The pain hurted so bad it was like getting shot in the leg. The thoughts going thro my head were crazyi mean crazy. I smelt the blood comeing off my leg.The guy who i was talking to helped me up.My heart was beating faster than ever. My mom was asking if i was ok but i didn't reply because i was too busy staring into the boys eyes oh god his nice big green eyes.

My mom asks me again are you ok and i say " i am now.. oh i mean yes i am i am ok mom thanks". We went to the plane and i sat there and put my music back on and lisen to it until i fell asleep.

I woke up to see those big green eyes i love and he said" we are here". So me,my mom,my brother, and my sister all got up to meet my grandma to drive us away. That was the last time i have seen that boy with his big green eyes. But i was wrong it turns out he lived in the house right next to my grandmas. Oh the fun times we had.


THE END....... or is it?

slow down.....

I was walking but then i started to run i don't know why i did i just started too. I felt the rain pour down my face and the feeling was so great i yelled for joy. I kept running and running till i couldn't breath anymore but i kept going. I ran through the forest then through a Field and i kept going and going.

It has bein a hour and i am still running. My heart was beating so fast i was breathing heavily. My thoughts where empty like i was not thinking on anything but i felt something across my check. The twigs are scraping my arms and legs up but i don't feel the pain what so ever. My arm starts to bleed i looked at it and it was the biggest scratch i ever seen.

Out of no where there was a creek i didn't see it and i didn't know it was there. I tripped and fell right in! I was in the creek sitting there with no feeling. My thoughts where nothing i had nothing to think about. I felt the rain start up again but i still just sit there. I didn't know what to do so i stayed there. I smelt the fresh grass after in started to rain. The smell of it was so great i just lad back and started to think. I was thinking about the weekend how i fell down my stairs and how it was so hot out. I was also thinking about that special someone i always think about.

*sighs* I was so relaxed that i fell asleep. I was dreaming about who knows what but it was a good dream and very good dream.

It felt like hours i was sleeping but it was only 5 Min's. I got out of the creek and started to head home. I was so wet i was shivering like a leaf ready to fall of a tree. As i walked home i saw something.... it was my MOM? Has she bein looking for me this whole time or she just decided to come see how i was? Who knows but when she saw me she came running. She asked me what happen so i told her.

We got home and she made me a nice warm cup of hot chocolate and made me change into my pj's. After all of that i went to bed and dreamed about what i weird day i had. As i slept i can hear my mom talking to my grandma about what i told her. I could hear how my grandma was feeling and how my mom was worry. I felt so bad about it i woke up and gave my mom and grandma a big hug and told them that i will be more careful and look out for things in front of me.

After all of that i felt that feeling that most people feel after something like that... horrible! I dont know how people can live with that feeling like really. It just feels so wired. I dont know how i can deal with it. "Ah" that night i cryed myself to sleep and didn't bother to wake up but i did.

TRUE STORY

THE END............

Friday, May 14, 2010

heart map write....(green flying monkeys, BIGFOOT, kiwi's)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Green flying monkeys:
I like green flying monkeys. They are small,cute,cuddly,and sweet. Green flying monkeys are the most greatest things on this planet. These monkeys are not ordinary monkeys they fly and they are green. When i say green i mean bright green. You can see these monkeys from far far away. If you ever saw one of these monkeys you would fall in love with them.

Bigfoot:
I was 11 and my cousin was 15 we were walking in the woods in stratford. As we walked down we were telling stories about things and about are siblings. When we get half way across we heard something. It sounded like a tree branch broke. It was so loud we both jumped really high. So we kept walking but we went a bit faster. We were almost there when we heard a louder sound. It sounded like a bigger tree branch fell and broke in half.So we went to check it out to see what it was. When we were walking to the tree we saw a shadow.The shadow was big and fat? My cousin walked closer to the shadow and she screamed BIGFOOT!!!!!  We ran out of the woods to the house and sat on the couch put are music on and looked out the window. We fell asleep but in the morning when we looked outside there was a big pile of crap on the front lawn. So we went to clean it up. It really smelled. After we cleaned it up we turned on the news and saw the shadow that we saw last night.We looked at each other than back at the TV. The news people said" last night there was a shadow in the woods. Some people say it was Bigfoot but as we looked closer it was just a deer running by". We kept listening to the news and then we looked at each other and said" if that was a deer then what took a dump on the front lawn"? We wondered and wondered all day long about that. When her mom and my mom got home we told them about it and they replied " we don't know but please stay out of those wood". So from that day on we kept wondering about that but we never i repeat NEVER went back to those woods again.

Kiwi's:
I was eating a kiwi and than i realized how the in side is juicy and the outside is hairy. The inside is so nice to eat and green but the outside is hairy and brown! Kiwi' have a good taste to them but the are a pain in the butt to clean up after wards. I like how you can eat the kiwi and think of places at the same time. Like when i eat a kiwi i go to my happy place witch is Ireland. I would love to go there and i heard they have lots and lots of kiwi's there. Kiwi's are the best ever!!!!

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Stratford,Ontario

I was born here in the place that anything can happen. I remember all the buildings every where and all the trees on the side of the roads. I grew up there but when i was 4 we moved to Edmonton Alberta for 9 years then moved back.

The street i lived on was 39 Borden street. I liked how there was a big backyard be hind the house's and how there was all these kids playing around the trees/bushes. In that backyard is where i first met my friend crystal smart. She is so fun to hang around and she is really funny. I remember how every Friday i would sleep over at her house and we would be on blog TV all night long. The last time we did that it was about 10:00 am when we finally went to sleep. 2 Min's after i had to wake up and go babysit the kids right next to there house... how fun. I was so tired it was not funny because when they were sleeping having there nap i fell asleep to.

I also remember when me crystal, my friend sarahanne, and her cousin Chantal had a water balloon fight in that big back yard. It was so fun and existing. After wards we were so wet we were dripping water. I remember saying" let's never do that again". We had so much fun tho.

The one time i went to zellers across the street from our house and me and my friend Thomas went to the bra section put some over our shirts and ran around zellers like we were crazy people. 3 Min's later we kinda got kicked out for 4 days but we had fun.Or the time me,Thomas, and Crystal went to the swimming pool and we would jump in and slash everyone. We were all laughing so hard it was hurting our guts.

The one sad thing i remember is that my friend sarahanne fell by zellers and broke her arm. I went to the hospital with her and we sat there for 5 hours before she could go home. She was in pain and i was really sad and i mean sad.

There was also this weird kid who lived 5 house's from me. Her name was summer. She would do the weirdest things that no one could even think of. Like the one time she was running around the complex saying" I AM A MONKEY AND I CAN FLY FAR FAR AWAY!!" Everyone around her looked at her with that face like " what on the earth are you doing"?

I can't remember this one thing so well but i remember some of it. My friend David was that kind a friend who is really sick minded. I can't really say what he said to me and Crystal the one time but it was gross and funny at the same time. Me and her laughed for so long he started to laugh with us.

The school i use to go to i really didn't like it because not only we were mixed with grade 10 to 12 Er's also the jail cell was right beside it! That creeps everyone out. Like who would be stupid enough to put it right there beside a school. As i use to walk to school you would always see i new person going to jail. It was so scary like really.

I always use to play ball with the little kids around there. They were so cute but a hand full. You try to play ball with them and getting tackled at the same time. With all of them at once they sure can knock you down to the ground.

I remember so many things that happened there but the ones i shared are the ones i remember the most about there. I really miss Stratford but the rest of my family (mom,brother,and sister) don't miss it what so ever.Oh well i guess if i miss it that is the most important thing.

THE END....

Thursday, May 6, 2010

a sad story with a happy ending

It all started in the 6th grade. My friends always had boyfriends left and right but, whenever we would go to the mall or anything else, i would always be the one with nobody. Next thing i know, the house for sale next door to us had a big "sold" sticker on it. I didn't think much about it. So then the first day of the 6th grade came. I stood outside of my house watiing for the bus to come. Then all of a suddon, a boy walks out of the house that was just bought. I said "hey" to him and he said "hey" back. Then i asked what school was she going too, and she said she didn't know and she had to wait for bus 362. I told her that 632 was the bus that i rode. She then replied saying that she was in the 6th grade. I then told him i was in the 6th grade as well. Then the bus came and we got on and sat in the same seat to talk somemore. he said she had come from Texas and that his parents were divorced and she was living with her mom. So we kept talking and talking until we reached school. There were two 6th halls and i walked on one and he walked on the other. he said that she would see me on the bus and she could'nt wait to talk somemore. So then Gym class came and we were both surprised when we saw each other. he was relieved that she had a class with me. So in Gym class, we talked and talked somemore. We had alot in common. We BOTH wanted four kids, we BOTH wanted 2 boys and 2 girls, and we BOTH wanted the same 4 names for the children. We both thought it was freaky, but we didn't pay it much mind. So as the days went on Winter Break came. Carolina was playing NC State in men's basketball. We both watched the game at my house since both of our parent's had to go to work. I told him earlier in the school year, that she could call me for anything anytime. Carolina won the game and he said she had to go home and that she had fun.
Then when school came back in session, one night, she called me in tears and said that his girlfriend had left him for someone else. I went over to her bedroom window and i climbed in. She told me that she was glad i was here and thanks for coming. So we laid in her bed with her head on my chest and my hand on her back. About 2 hours later she said that she was sleepy and that she was feeling better and thanks again for coming. By then, Spring Break came. I told him that i was going to Vancouver for vacation and he said that he was too. Amazingy, we were riding the same plane and staying in the same hotel. So we rode in the same seat of the plane and about halfway there,she put his head on my shoulder and went to sleep. So we spent a whole week in Vancouver and had loads of fun. And the next thing i know, it was the end of the school year. We both hugged each other as we left the school on the bus. Then he told me the news, her mom's job was moving him to California and that he was moving in 2 days. I was heart broken. By then i was sure that i loved him. I had to tell him or i could'nt live with myself. I wanted to tell him before, but i was afraid that it would hurt our friendship. Everybody at school had said that we would make a sweet couple, but we never entertained the thought. So that day, when he was about to leave, he had came over to my house to tell me goodbye. That's when i told him how i really felt about him. Then there was a moment of silence for about 2 minutes. We both stared in each others eye's. Then he started to cry and grabed my hand and held them as he said that he loved me too ever since we talked on the first day of school. So right there, on my front porch, we kissed. We swore to call each other everyday. We did this for 4 years through High School. Then i went to the University Of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. It was my first day of my Freshman year ans as I was walking to my dorm, he called me and we talked about other stuff. Then she asked me if i missed him. I told him yes. And he said, "look behind you". I did. And there she was standing there with a grin on his face. I ran over to him a hugged him as we both cried. We both graduated from UNC. So, guess what im going to do tomorrow. Tomorrow im going to marry the boy that i feel in love with at a bus stop. Tomorrow im going to marry the boy that i held in my arms. Tomorrow, im going to marry the boy that i kissed on my front porch.  


this is a story i thought i would write

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my pet green monkey.... random write

my pet green monkey is so cute you would want it for a pet but you can't it is mine MAW HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

this monkey is the last of it's kind so i got it so MAW HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

you can never have this monkey so MAW HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!

this is my monkey and only my monkey so MAW HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

my green monkey is better than your orange monkey!!!!!!!

" my monkey is better than yours because it is green" stated Lilly.
"no my monkey is better than yours because it is orange"said Jessie.
"my green monkey is smarter than yours"said Lilly.
"yeah right my orange is way smarter than yours. it can even do math"said Jessie furiously.
"is that so" said Lilly.
"yeah that is right"said Jessie.
Lilly was thinking" what can i put back at him?"
"well my green monkey is faster than a dog" said Lilly.
"yeah well my orange monkey is faster than a speed car" said Jessie.
"my green monkey was born on mars and flew down here for me"said Lilly as angry as can be.
"my orange monkey was born on the moon and came to me on a space ship"yelled Jessie.
"my green monkey is better at making food for himself then yours"said Lilly.
"my orange monkey is better at making food for himself and food for me so take that Lilly" Jessie screamed.
Lilly was thinking"lets start a different topic."
"my friend is better than yours" said Jessie


TO BE CONTUIED.............

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

a song

Well it's midnight, damn right, we're wound up too tight
I've got a fist full of whiskey, the bottle just bit me
That shit makes me bat shit crazy
We've got no fear, no doubt, all in balls out
We're going off tonight To kick out every light
Take anything we want
Drink everything in sight We're going till the world stops turning
While we burn it to the ground tonight
We're screaming like demons, swinging from the ceiling I got a fist full of fifties, tequila just hit meWe got no class, no taste, no shirt, and shit faced
We got it lined up, shot down, firing back straight crown
We're going off tonight
To kick out every light
take anything we want
Drink everything in sight
We're going till the world stops turning
While we burn it to the ground tonight
Ticking like a time bomb, drinking till the nights gone
Well get you hands off of this glass, last call my ass
Well no chain, no lock, and this train won't stop
We got no friend, no doubt, all in balls out
We're going off tonight

To kick out every light

Take anything we want

Drink everything in sight
We're going till the world stops turningt
While we burn it to the ground tonight

We're going off tonight
To kick out every light
Take anything we want
Drink everything in sight
We're going till the world stops turning

While we burn it to the ground tonight

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

babysitting dersater

I was babysitting my brother and sister one fine Friday night. My mom had to work to 11:00 so i was stuck with them.

It all started after super when i told them to play on the deck for a bit so they can run out there energy. While they were playing i was doing dishes and cleaning up the table when all the sudden i heard "BANG!". I ran to the deck to find out that my brother was on the ground with his toy on his foot, and to my surprise he was laughing.

I told him" don't scare me like that ever again i tell you never!". I went back to doing the dishes when i heard"CRASH!". i was like "omg are you kidding me". I left it for a bit when my sister came running in saying" COME LOOK COME LOOK!!".

I went out to go look and then i see...... "OMG ARE YOU OK KASE!!!!" my brother was on the ground crying and beside him there was his stupid toy and a...... FLOWER POT!! It was grandmas favorite flower pot. Just in that moment my mom walked in and said" WHAT WAS THAT CRASH!!!! i was walking to the door and heard i big crash?"

When my mom looked on the ground and saw the flower pot she fainted. As soon as she got up she said" CAITLYN YOU WERE SO POST TO BE WATCHING THE KIDS YOU ARE GROUNDED!!!!!!"